I can just imagine Ellen going to her neighbors’ houses, looking all official with glasses and a clipboard.
“Hey Ellen, what’s up?”
“I’m going around the neighborhood taking a poll.”
“What’s the question?”
“Has my marriage hurt your marriage?”
“Good to know. Thanks for participating, here, have a sticker.”
happy 5th birthday, Castle!
Bender: Remember how you said your parents use you to get back at each other?
Claire Standish: [nods]
Bender: Wouldn’t I be outstanding in that capacity?
- Who’s gonna get my back? Come on. Just give me two weeks, that’s all I’m asking. Two weeks.
- All right. Two weeks.
Cher Horowitz + Josh Lucas
You deserve to be this department’s head detective, just as much as I deserve to be its chief, and I’m not going to do that without you.
"It’s all going to be okay."