I don’t like morning people or mornings or people


i like boys in theory and then one gets too close to me adn im like nah

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i ship me and money

Having friends on tumblr is really great. I often refer to you guys in real life as “my friend from england/australia/california/new york” and it makes people think I’m very well traveled when really I’ve just spent a lot of time on the Internet.


I don’t want to go down with my ship. I want my ship to go down on each other.


i’m a bad bitch with social anxiety ok?? 

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#ok #GPOY

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am


like i try to be accepting of all pairings but certain ones just. nah. nope. no thanks. no thank u. u can ship that all u want. just keep it away from me. far, far away. don’t want to hear about it. don’t want to see it. keep it away


if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 


I’m 200% sure if I was rich I would be the happiest person of the world

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